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Friday, 28 August 2015

Philippines Top Tourist Destinations for 2015

Banaue of Painterly Dreams

Because of its high altitude, Banaue is often described as "where land merges with the clouds to meet the heavens" with the rice terraces as "the stairway to the sky."

Banaue is a place for nature adventures and cultural immersion. Days are for indulging in such activities as strolling, biking, and trekking. Evenings are for campfire chats at a village or warm indoor cosseting at the lodges and inns.

A leading tourism destination in Asia, the Banaue rice terraces start from the base of the Cordilleras and reach up to several thousand feet high. Its length, if stretched from end to end, could encircle half of the globe. 

The rice paddies are fed by mountain springs and streams that are channeled into an irrigation canal that runs downhill through the terraces. 

In the village of Batad, the terraces take the shape of an amphitheater and can be reached by a 12-kilometer ride from Banaue Hotel and a 2-hour hike through mountain trails.

After trekking through the terraces, cool retreats indeed are the spring-fed stream of Guihob and the magnificent Tappiya Waterfalls which has an enormous basin for swimming.

Shopping takes a different twist in Banaue. While souvenir items are offered by curio stores, the more exciting way to shop, however, is to go on a village visit, watch a family demonstrate their native craft and then haggle for a better price on their product.



Awesome Hills
Chocolate Hills is a series of 1,268 perfectly symmetrical, haycock-shaped hills that rise some 30 meters above the ground. A National Geologic Monument, these unique, rock formations were cast after million years of evolution.

Spread out in the towns of Carmen, Batuan and Sagbayan, the hills are so-called because they resemble chocolate bonbons when their grass cover turns to brown at the onset of summer. Two of the hills have been developed and provided with facilities, including a viewdeck, a youth hostel and a restaurant.

Other hills with a commanding view of the surrounding islands include Banat-I and Elly in the capital city of Tagbilaran, Himontagon in the town of Loay, Sampoangan in Calape and 
Ilihan in Jagna.



Barefoot in the Beach
The code in Boracay is strictly informal.

There is an undeniable easy atmosphere in Boracay where walking barefoot than shod is the rule rather than the exception. White Beach is so, soooo fine, it feels like treading on miles of baby powder! No wonder, even swinging discos have the beach for a floor, giving dance a new twist.

There are no hang-ups either in this island. At daytime, tourists having a soothing massage under the shade of a coconut tree beside the shoreline is a common sight. And from dusk to dawn, Boracay turns into one big party place where everyone is welcome to join in…But first, let's toast that sunset cocktail!

Diversions are certainly no problem in this tropical eden with leisure activities calendared throughout the year and amenities offered by some 350 tourist establishments.


The Isle of Your Tropical Dreams

Cebu is the traveler's fantasy of a tropical island come true - balmy weather, pristine beaches, crystalline waters, and luxurious resorts with all the frills of modern living.

The island-province of Cebu was where the Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan planted the Cross of Christianity in the name of Spain in 1521. But even before Cebu became the Occidental gateway to the Orient, it was already a popular entry point among Asian merchants.

Cebu has since blossomed into a choice tourist destination, with many leisure establishments taking full advantage of its sea-valley-and-mountain location. 

Metropolitan Cebu, the country's second biggest metropolis, is the political, economic, educational and cultural center of the Visayas. Hotels, shopping malls, entertainment halls, casinos and golf fairways are ever present in the metro to cater to every tourist's whim.


The rest of Cebu's 166 islands and islets are fringed with sandy beaches and sapphire-clear waters teeming with marine life, perfect for divers.

Land of Plenty

"Kadayawan sa Dabaw" is Davao City's premier festival and showcases the natural and cultural bounty of the land.

A movable feast in August, the week-long merrymaking highlights the manifold tribal cultures of the region which are vividly expressed in traditional songs, dances, games and crafts. It is also on this occasion when a lively trade fair, capped by a flower-and-fruit float parade, takes place. Street dancing and popular entertainment complete the celebration. 

Agriculture-based industries thrive in the Davao region. A major exporter of bananas, citrus, mangosteen and other tropical fruits, it is also the biggest producer of cultured flowers in the country. Its surrounding waters are rich sources for commercial fishing.

The world's largest city in terms of land area, Davao covers all of 244,000 hectares.


Manila

The capital of the Philippines - its heart and soul -- is Manila. It sets the rhythm of life in this archipelago and is a pulsating hub that blends the Oriental with the Occidental, the quaint with the modern, the mundane with the extraordinary.

Manila was born out of the ashes of a once flourishing Malay settlement by the banks of the Pasig River. In 1571, Miguel Lopez de Legazpi established the Ever Loyal City of Manila which, until 1898, was the seat of Spanish colonial rule in Asia. He built the city within walls and called it Intramuros.

An anchor tourist destination, Manila is the very core of the 7,000 times more islands that make up the Philippines. It is a center for the performing arts in Asia.

The Last Frontier

Unique to Palawan is its megadiversity.

For a long time, Palawan's bountiful resources, abundant wildlife and extraordinary natural beauty are known only to the many ethnic communities that thrive in these islands and a few other daring settlers who wanted to live in unpolluted surroundings.

The island-province first attracted foreign attention in the 1970's when it became a United Nations Vietnamese Refugee Center. At this time, a disturbance in Kenya also saw the transport of endangered animals from its savannas to the plains of Calauit Island.


However, it was only a sea accident in 1979 that eventually led to the opening of Palawan into tourism big time. 

As the story goes, a tuna line disabled a dive boat's propeller in the middle of the night forcing it to drop anchor in an inlet. The following morning, the divers woke up to an amazing scenery of skyscraping dark cliffs, thick green forest, white-sand beach, sparkling water and, rising above it, a series of magnificently sculpted jade islands. And thus was how El Nido was discovered.

Ecology awareness is at a high level throughout the province. Puerto Princesa prides itself as the cleanest city in the Philippines. To protect its megadiversity, only eco-friendly programs are adhered to by tourist establishments. And there are strict ordinances against dynamite fishing, with only net and line fishing allowed.

Palawan may have opened itself to tourism but it has also taken serious efforts to preserve this last frontier.


Old World City

Vigan, with its centuries-old edifices, is a breathing reminder of what was once a royal city.

One of the earliest Spanish settlements in the country, Vigan was founded in 1572 by Juan de Salcedo who patterned its design to that of Intramuros (Old Manila). It became the seat of the Archdiocese of Nueva Segovia and was called Ciudad Fernandina in honor of King Ferdinand. 

Today, Vigan retains much of the patina of 18th century Castillan architecture as seen in some 150 stone houses which stand in the town's Mestizo District, notably Mena Crisologo Street. Many of these ancestral homes are still in good condition and some have been turned into cozy inns, museums, and souvenir shops.


Along with the homes are other vestiges of the town's colonial past:

The majestic St. Paul's Cathedral was built by the Augustinian friars along the distinct "Earthquake Baroque" style of the Ilocos region and features Neo-Gothic and pseudo Romanesque motifs. Standing on an elevation west of the cathedral is Plaza Salcedo, the oldest monument in Northern Luzon. The Archbishop's Palace is a rich repository of religious artifacts from the Ilocos region. Plaza Burgos was built in honor of Fr. Jose Burgos, one of three Filipino priests who were garroted by the Spaniards for espousing church reforms.

But it is not only edifices which are preserved in this town inscribed in the World Heritage List. Viganos also remain steadfast in their traditional crafts, notably pottery (burnay) and handloom weaving (inabel).

The horse-drawn calesa (rig) is as much a presence in the streets as motor vehicles.


[Photo of Magellan Cross]
Cebu (1.615 million)
Korean tourists became the top market for the Queen City of the South, comprising 29% of total foreign tourists. Chinese tourists increased by 70% as more charter flights were booked between Cebu and Shanghai, as well as from Guangzhou.

[Photo of CamSur Water Sports] 
Camarines Sur (1.566 million)
Better known as CamSur, the province had a dramatic 117.2 % increase in tourists, welcoming an estimated 1.5 million visitors last year. In 2008, more than 720,000 went wakeboarding at the CamSur Watersports Complex. Events like the First Aqua Fest Celebrity Challenge, Ironman 70.3 Triathlon, International Dragon Boat Competition and Bagasbas Summer Surf gave travelers excellent reasons to visit this tourist spot in the Bicol region.




[Photo of Burnham Park, Baguio] 
Baguio (770,187)

The summer capital of the Philippines experienced a 20% increase in tourists after the Kabayan mummies discovered the place after the Kabayan mummy burial caves were featured in documentaries on cable. European visitors made up the bulk of visitors to the Cordilleras where Baguio is located.


[Photo of Mt. Apo, Davao]
Davao (669,864)
Known for being the home of the country's highest peak, Davao also has visitors flocking to the Eden Nature Park and Crocodile Farm, two of the most popular tourist destinations in the city.


[Photo of Boracay Beach]
Boracay (649,559)
Taiwanese tourists to the island paradise increased by 72% since China Airlines started chartering flights there twice a week. Shanghai Airlines flights from Shanghai and Philippine Airlines flights from Hangzhou also boosted arrivals to Boracay by 26%.


[Photo of Cagayan de Oro]
Cagayan de Oro (359,867)
The City of White Water Rafting and River Trekking, Cagayan de Oro not only boasts of splendid views but also very warm and hospitable locals.

[Photo of San Agustine Church]
 Zambales (323,271)
Three to four hours awa y from Manila, the province has some 170 kilometers of beaches with reefs, diving areas, and surfing spots. The Fiesta Poon Bato (Feast of the Sacred Stone) in January is a religious festival in honor of the Catholic Lady of Peace and Good Voyage, and attracts more than half a million tourists every year.

[Photo of Chocolate Hills]
Bohol (313,317)
Home to the world-famous Chocolate Hills, the island also hosts tourist activities like the Ecological, Environmental and Educational Adventure Tour (EAT) in Danao. The program, completely funded by the municipal government, offers mind-blowing experiences like taking a 45-meter plunge over a gorge supported only by a rope harness. There is also a 1.5-kilometer 'Suislide' zipline. Other attractions include caving, river tubing, rappelling, kayaking, and root climbing. Yes, root climbing.

 Puerto Princesa (268,942)
Puerto Prinsesa Underground River

Upgrades done on the Puerto Princesa International Airport paved way for a 23% increase in foreign travelers and a 21% hike in domestic tourists. Local government efforts to develop eco-tourism has brought more visitors and has made them stay longer.



Puerto Princesa Underground River

Puerto Princesa Subterranean River National Park popularly known as Puerto Princesa Underground River is now one of the New 7 Wonders of Nature. It’s 8.2 kilometers long and the river flows directly to the sea which is a subject to a tidal flow. It has formations of stalactites and stalagmites and a habitat of many bats.
A very mysterious yet wonderful tourist spot is waiting for you in Palawan.
Enjoy your vacation mga kabayan
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Why do Filipinos abroad behave better than Filipinos in the Philippines?


Actually, many Filipinos that go abroad come back with an entitled attitude, or they look down on their peers. In the good situations, they come back and share their knowledge and help their country. It all depends on the person. I'd say in many cases the locals "behave" better than their international peers because they haven't forgotten their humble roots! 


The worst case I've seen was a university professor that completed his studies abroad who would talk hours on end about all the woes of his country and how stupid his fellow countrymen were. His condescending attitude was indicative of someone who wont ever contribute to change, who will just complain and feel good about himself. What a winner. 

As foreigners, we are not better, and should not ask questions like this. Behave..? What are we, parents? 

I have so much respect for us Filipino. For what they start out with and their situation, they lead difficult but happy lives. They sacrifice so much. For their family, for their careers, for the church.. and traffic!

Filipino nurses refused to leave their patients in Libya, despite their government urging them to flee the inevitable civil war. Filipino soldiers for the UN ignored orders to surrender their weapons to Islamists and fought them to their last rounds and successfully evaded capture. Filipinos have so much strength within them. My grandfather who was paralyzed and stuck in his bed for years was blessed with a wonderful staff of Filipino nurses, one of which made a solemn vow never to leave his side until he passed away. Something that people in his own family didn't even do. 

It's a sad consequence of history, that when the United States was carefully coaching and growing the Philippine Government to become independent, the country was overrun by the Japanese and the government that had everything it needed to be good, was forced to comply with the demands of the Japanese military and commit corrupt acts. This sewed the seeds of corruption and chaos for years to come.

but still filipinos are worth dying for we stand united and we make it proud all over the world . mabuhay tayong lahat na filipino .
long live the philippines...

Thursday, 27 August 2015

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When I started my first business, Reset, we had no money, no product, and no employees.  It was just my brother-in-law and me. And we both had full time jobs. But we knew how to do one thing that nobody else knew how to do back then (1994-5). We knew how to make a website. We knew how to design a website. We knew how to do all the programming that makes a website have more than just graphics on it and actually has some use.
And then we heard that American Express needed a website. Specifically, Page on americanexpress.comAnd the people American Express had hired knew nothing about the technology behind websites. So they hired us: for about $250,000.
Then we did TimeWarner.com. Then we did HBO.com, thenConEd.com. And many many other sites. Then we hired people. Then we did more sites. Record labels, movie studios, startups, and so on. We hired designers and programmers. Our revenues were growing at least 10-20% a month. We were profitable from day one. Services are always profitable because, god forbid, a client fires you, you can fire the employees. Your only fixed cost is your office rent.
So the way to do it is to start off with services instead of products.
Two points:
A) Every software company started as a services company. Read the history of Oracle, started by Larry Ellison. They were a “database” company. But for the first five years they were in business, in order to “install” their database you had to hire them to install it and they would send in 100s of consultants and “install” it for you. They had no database then. They were a consulting / service company pretending to be a product company because it was an easier sale and Wall Street would value them higher.
B) My big regret on that first business was not packaging my services into a product. We build a lot of software during our existence that were powerful products. But we just used those products to make our services easier to execute (and enhanced our profits). We sold the company as a multiple of earnings. Probably the only company in the 90s to do so.
But if we had lost money like everyone else, IPOed as a product company, and then flamed out in 2001, we probably would’ve made a lot more money.
That said, every month we were in business we grew profits, made our clients and employees happy, and had a fun time. Then we sold and everything turned to hell.

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

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Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Sunday, 23 August 2015

TIME FOR LAUGHTER KABAYAN

PINOY HUMOR JOKES 

Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.
ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.
POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.
WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?
POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!



Annulment

Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.
Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?
Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.
Judge: Anong pruyba mo?
Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.
Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?
Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.
Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.
Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.


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Common Sense

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...
Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?
Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.
Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?
Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.
Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?
Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo? 
syempre umalis na po. 
Common sense naman mam!

Matapang feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, 
tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!
Juan: Ohh, totoo?
Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!V

Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, 
kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip 
ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!

Spanish feat. Juan at Pedro

Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.
Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind?
Juan: Spanish!!!

Panglima feat. Erap at Jinggoy

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?
Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak? 
Eh, di pang-lima, 
kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?

Ang Uwak feat. Juan

Teacher: Juan i-english mo eto.
Juan: Wat mam?
Teacher: "Ang uwak ay hinang-hinang nglakad"
Juan: "The wak wak weak weak wok wok..."

Iniwan feat. Juan at Pedro

Pedro: ang sakit sakit tol! bakit iniwan niya ako??
Juan: Bakit? saan ba dapat kayo pupunta?

Maka-Diyos

Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?
Anak: Yes, Daddy.
Daddy: Maka-Diyos?
Anak: Sobra Dad.
Daddy: Nasaan siya?
Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

Madamot feat. Juan at Pedro

Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.
Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat at bumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag-aani ako na nagkalat ang maraming ahas sa dadaanan ko, noong naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?
Juan: Nakakulong kasi ako noon! Nakapatay ako ng madamot!
Pedro: Ganun ba?
Kuha ka na, kahit ilan!
May langka pa doon


“They told me at the blood bank this
might happen.”


“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as

described in that time management course you sent me.”



“Whew! Guess I left the top off

the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”



“I wasn’t sleeping! I was

meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new

paradigm.”



“I was testing my keyboard for drool

resistance.”



“I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve

work-related stress.”



“Damn! Why did you interrupt

me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest

problem.”



“The coffee machine is broken…”



“Someone must’ve put decaf in the

wrong pot…”



“ … in Jesus’ name.

Amen.”


Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"
Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"
Army: "No pain, No gain!"
Naks ayaw patalo ang...
Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"


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Naruto o Son Goku

Sa presinto…
Pulis: Ano ang itsura ng suspek?
Saksi: Naka-orange po siya at dilaw ang buhok.
Artist: (gumuhit) Bossing, hindi natin kayang hulihin ‘to…
Pulis: Bakit? 
Artist: Dilaw raw ang buhok at naka-orange… Kung hindi si Naruto, si Son Goku ‘t


Pedro: may ka eyebol ako mamaya, ano kaya itsura nya? Kasi sabi nya, may hawig siyang celebrity! “SHA” daw ang palayaw niya!
Juan: jackpot ka pare! Baka Shaina Magdayao o Sharon Cuneta!
(after eyebol, pedro went home…)
Juan: kumusta? Bakit malungkot ka yata?
Pedro: dioniSHA pare!dioniSHA!

Palusot

Cholo: Ah, waiter, bakit may langaw itong Lomi ko?
Waiter: E, kasi po Sir, sa sobrang sarap ng Lomi namin pati langaw gusto makatikim.

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